I don't want to "harsh" anyone's "mellow" but hippies just get on my nerves. Here is a message for them:
Being "all natural" is another word for stinking. It's called soap and you use it as a common politeness.
telling everyone to relax all the time makes people on edge.
if your the only person high, your jokes are not only not funny but to anyone else, but you sound like a moron.
why can't we all just get along? Because nobody likes you.
wearing the same cloths all the time, the only people who can get away with that are cartoon characters. When you do it you stink.

wow, that was mean. Luckily I never met a hippy I couldn't beat down.