I like to dress in lairs, not in lots of different cloths over each other, I mean I like to dress in dungeons.

Bingo wasn't actually his nameo

I'm not a really big fan of the 70's music, in fact i don't like that crap at all, but you know what i really like that came out of the 70's?

the 80s.

Why is it if the customer doesn't care, then I don't have to care. But if I don't care, the customer can still care? That is BS

I think a good show for the food network would be "The Next Iron Monkey"

This coming week, things to do:

Winterize my beach towels.
Make a buttermilk pancake and tell it to shut up.
Underenduldge.
Underachieve.
Mediumachieve.
Take a giant leep for mankind.
Be kind to a giant man.
Do people still dance? find out why or why not and make them stop or start.
and if there is time, relax.

Are you a KFC Whore?

i was a KFC the other day and they were doing a world hunger relief promotion. Which is good, no making fun of someone who is trying to feed chicken to the chicken-less, but they had a blurb that said
text KFCWHR to (some number) which kind of made me smile.

KFCWHR was my old nickname when I was in Plumbers College (I dropped out of course for more trivial pursuits).