Guys are so complex. here is a translation guideline:

food translation - Sex
ear infection translation - Sex
news translation - Sex
Hey translation - Sex
we need to talk translation - we need to talk about Sex
are you hungry translation - Sex
can you give me a hand translation - oh yeah!
want to have sex? translation - No idea

I just found this out today, was in a bit of shock…

Quiet Riot is now 25 percent more quieter. Apparently Kevin Debrow (singer of Quiet Riot ) died back in 2007, of a drug overdose.

How? How can I make this funny? Well think about it. What if he fell down and hit his head?

The paper would read “Quiet Riot Singer bangs his head…then dies”

Donated blood today. The questions they ask are really crazy, they are all yes or no, but I just wrote over the top of it, “whatever your vampirc lords prefer me to say” on top of every answer, and I got in right away.

Rehash post from last year

The Answer:
I sprayed mace in his eyes because he made me feel uncomfortable.


The Question:
I told my coworker that I felt naked today because I forgot my blackberry at home. He told me that he feels naked when he isn’t wearing clothing. He laughed, then he screamed. The question is, why did he scream?