I had some traveling woes this week, because i was traveling.

Let me just say this, thank goodness for zunes. they can make a 3 hour layover seem like a 3 hour fun fest. not really, but it does help.

For the last 3 days at a stop light this car has stopped in the turning lane about 10 feet before light, just so he gets the green arrow on the stop lights. So him and just him gets to go and the other 20 cars have to wait. Well today I decided to do something about it. Just like clockwork, I get stuck at the same light, and here comes Johnny “nowait” who stopped 10 feet away. So I just pulled my car in front of his, waited fort he green arrow to go away and then straightened out my car and didn’t turn. So he actually waited a lot longer then he would of if he had just pulled up. What did I accomplish? Nothing. But looking at my rearview mirror watching this guy yell and wave his arms just makes me feel good all over.

Good quote from the TV show "Black Book"

Men have a way of noticing women’s hair, and that is not noticing.

I’m thinking of a new show idea, called “The Highlander, Jerk history teacher” it is about this immortal highlander who chops off other immortals heads during the day, and teaches history at night. And the premise is that he is a huge know it all teacher because he was actually at the historical places that he was teaching, or he was across town while it was going on. nobody likes a know it all.

My wife said that in our town on a Sunday at 10:00 at night, the only 2 things that are open are Bars and a Women’s legs. Funny, but sadly true.