I went to sign up for something and they made me give them my name. After I did they asked me “That name sounds made up.”

“It was, by my parents.”

I took a break because I couldn’t think of anything that was both stupid and funny. I think I was trying way too hard. When you think less, you talk more bad dumber. Everyone should think less, do less and eat more. Since I was away for a while, I leave you 2 jokes.

It is no secret that I don’t like poetry. If you know someone who doesn’t know that about me, don’t tell them. Anyway, I think that poetry is for people who can’t be direct enough to tell people how they feel. Saying “my heart is wind on my face and sunshine on my mind”, is a way less direct way of saying, “will you go to bed with me”

Whoever said there is no such thing as a stupid question never heard the song what is a juggalo.