This one is for my Bro. He would rather hang out with his grubby friends on Saturday then me.


BROS BEFORE SHMOES!!!!

Where I work some users don't know the difference between a forward slash / and a backslash \. It is funny that some thing that would seem so important to a computer is quite meaning less to say an axe murderer. A slash is a slash to them. In fact a backslash is just as important when killing someone. Cause you hit them once and there gone start running, you better follow up with a back slash right away.

I doubt Dr. Phil ever said this, but it sounds like something he might say:
"Leaving a relationship is like burning down a barn. Get your stuff out before you do it, otherwise you're gonna have a hell of a time."

Ok, so my wife has been watching this Flavor of love show. Its about an aging man who wants to “bang hoes” and tell them that they might be the one that he is in love with. He proceeds to bang hoes, then discard them for more hoes.
I don’t know why they call it Flavor of love. The only flavor is skank so far. Some working titles should have been:
Whores, and the 1 guy who railed them
I am a mean woman and want to have some old guy for myself for some reason.
Skanktoberfest
Money can buy you anything, apparently
I don’t know what love is, so why not?
Mad about you (you being a ho)


Pretty sure the Christmas special will be something like
Ho ho ho, of love

Well, I was gone for a week in training. I thought I would have a bunch of great material for the blog on here but I gots nutin. sorry. Maybe something funny will happen on the way home tonight.

I like to call this post "brotherly love"

So i have 3 sons, 2 of them i only see every other weekend and all summer. They are at the age where they fight constantly. What does one do?
I think i came up with a solution. i tried it out today and it seemed to work. They were fighting and i had them stand outside for 5 minutes and hold hands in the front yard. They didn't fight the rest of the day.

I think I am going to write a song that only has one note, any note, played in any way. Then I will title it "Carnegie hall."
Then jump ahead a bit. If some kid who doesn't want to play an instrument and their parents force them to. They will say, keep practicing so one day you can play Carnegie hall, the kid can say, I already know that one. I just strum all the open strings, can I go now? I got kids to bully! This will usually be followed by a few beatings, first the parent to the kid, then the kid to some kid he is bullying.

Little bit about me, i don't really live in regret. However, i only was only attracted to one teacher in jr. high. and before i could make my move, she retired.

Ok, I'm thinking of a Pink Elton John with a butt on his head.











Yep, that was it.

I have an idea. Ask yourself this? What market hasn’t been tapped but the people have money? That’s right. Meth lab accessories! I’ll have aprons that say “bless this meth” and “kiss the crack”. T – shirts that say “my meth lab blew up and all I got was this lousy t-shirt” or “cops closed my meth lab!” with some picture of stewie or yogi bear or whatever. I was also thinking of expensive pipe cleaners that are already bent into the shape of the word loser.