In the movie Gremlins when the father bought the Mobwua from the little shitty kid who should not have been selling it. the kid said "don't get it wet" as a parent, my thoughts would have went to a very smelly animal that is essensial uncleanable and i'm giving it to a child who for the most part will barely take care of it to begin with. that should have raised a red flag and he should of just handed it back to the kid and said no thanks. instead he gave it to his kid, who almost immedeatly got it wet. lesson learned? nope not until they turned into hairless monsters that jumped into a pool.

Him: hey check out my potato clock, it runs on potatoes

me: check out my normal clock, it runs on electricity. let us see who’s will rot first.

People ask if you could go back in time and change just one thing would you, If you answered yes to this, when your back there can you give me the winning lottery numbers? Thanks.

I like to dress in lairs, not in lots of different cloths over each other, I mean I like to dress in dungeons.

Bingo wasn't actually his nameo

I'm not a really big fan of the 70's music, in fact i don't like that crap at all, but you know what i really like that came out of the 70's?

the 80s.

Why is it if the customer doesn't care, then I don't have to care. But if I don't care, the customer can still care? That is BS