Frequently asked questions about mail order brides:
If you are not going to next day air your mail order bride, she might starve to death in the box. Also do you use packing peanuts or bubble wrap? i would think the peanuts but i have no idea.
If you pick one out of a catalog and it is out of stock, what would happen? Wait for restock? That could take 18 years.
I went to the ups website and did a search for “mail order brides” I found this tidbit:
do you think the people in china have a special ups department that packages up just brides?
If it is damaged in box do not remove from package or bring package to the hospital or police. Wait for ups reprehensive to assess the damage (a rep will be there between 1 to 2 weeks)