My first joke I made up ever:

A man was doing his budget for the week and was trying to decide what would go under groceries. Sure, food and drink was easy enough but what about all the miscellaneous stuff that goes with it? So he decided that anything that made him go to the bathroom would go under food. Later that year his wife took over the bills as he was insanely retarded. She noticed that his bill was starting to get very large. Things like Scary movies and speeding tickets were put under groceries. When his wife asked him what that was about, he said that it was stuff that scared the shit out of him, therefore was under groceries.

Not bad, it started off strong got frustrating and then ending very confusing, just like everything I do.