Here is a lesson on how to be funny. First lesson is called quick wit!
Have things ready for someone when they say something. These have to be generic but funny responses. Here is are examples of generic movie responses:
Debbie Does Dallas
The Stupids
Popcorn on the floor taste just as good as in a bowl
Ok have them in the on “standby”
Now wait for someone to talk about movies, as soon as they pause, yell out your response and then stare at them.
Jerk1: man I saw the best movie last night.
HMBperson: Debbie Does Dallas!
Jerk1: huh?
Will it be funny to them? WHO CARES? Life is about entertaining you not them.
Next lesson: how to make a person over uncomfortable in an elevator.
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