I could name 20 monster rock ballads that have the words “desire” rhyming with “fire” in them. Why? Are these the only 2 words that rhyme that mean “I’m sulking over a whore?” Humansminusbrains thinks not.
Lets cut and paste some “ire” sounds into a song about a guy missing the chick who just dumped him: (take any 2 lines and they should match up and make some sence)
I want to take your corpse to the Spire
I want to dig through some love resume’s until I Hire
I want to back over your skull with my Tire
You talk the truth of a Liar
I was selling my heart, but no Buyer
I am going to throw your cat in a Dryer
Really spices up that love song.
Till next time, keep your head on your neck and your feet under your legs somewhere.
1 comment:
Thanks for the review Mr. Smartypants.
Chicks pine for asshats too, but we tend to substitute a bottle of wine, a box of Kleenex, a mildly interested cat, and a lot of wailing and sniveling into the void for a couplet.
Of course, there are a few notable exceptions (see Alanis Morrisette).
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