Yesterday something happened that I really shouldn’t mention. In fact I should stop writing this, but I won’t. you in turn should just stop reading this.


Ok, so your going to keep going? Whatever, you have been warned.

I helped a coworker yesterday. He and I were both drinking pepsi. In the middle of me working with him he took a drink of my pepsi. No big deal, although he made a big deal about it.

OK, later I went up to him to kind of give him a hard time (we are kind of friends). And he was making a big deal about the pepsi thing. I told him that when I got done with my soda I was a little bit thirsty. Like 1 drink away from not being thirsty. I was, of course, kidding. So he said I can buy me a new one and then I said:

(Here is the part you shouldn’t read. I can’t believe I said it)

Don’t worry, I plan on throwing it all up, adding a little water to it and trying again.

I can’t believe myself sometimes, but that shut him up.