On the subject of magic:

I looked up magic tricks on the web (the worst possible place to look for anything besides trouble) Here are some instructions for a trick:
Borrow a quarter from someone, bite a piece off and hold it on your tongue.... then blow it back onto the quarter and the quarter is whole again. You can hand it out for examination.

Borrow a quarter? yes, magicians are usually broke.
bite a piece off and hold it on your tongue? eating disorders?
then blow it? what the hell?

that is what Harry Potter has to look forward to if he ever graduates from creepy school. a prostitute hobo that has an eating disorder.

(I really looked for a picture of a hairy guy holding some pottery. That would have been a funny ending to this one. So I ask you to look at someone that is abnormally hairy today and think of this post)