As a person who knows some computer jargon, I realized today that it would sound silly to outside ears. Here are some things I have over heard in my day, and my snappy answer to them if taken out of context.

Go on your computer – a euphemism for using the restroom
Does your mouse have a third button – nope just one, and his button is leaving the seat up after going on your computer
Spell check - C H E C K
My computer just crashed – must have been tired
Reboot – I just debooted, I’m not putting my boots back on.
Blue tooth – no I brush my teeth
Did you send me that email? No the computer sent you the email, I might of typed it
I’ll just blow the data out of my port – that is hot!
Press any key to continue – so many choices, I think I’ll pick the f, u, c, k, o, f, f, buttons
Are you on the net? – nope, just sitting in a chair.
Double click on an icon – my icon is Spiderman
Is Spiderman on the web? - Hello? He is Spiderman of course he is.
Do you know your password? - yes it is ******** or at least that is what it looks like when I type it.
Do you Yahoo? Google? Excite? – are you retarded?
Do you use Outlook? - no but I can predict your outlook, it's pain.
Drop a file into the trash – yet another euphemism for using the restroom

You can see I’m running out of ideas, so I’m just going to end this.