Today I had an intersting conversation. A friend of mine from work and I went out for some air. Smokers get “smoke breaks” and we get air. Seems like a good deal, anyway he said he went to a retreat to talk to kids in his friends church about pre-marital sex. If it was me, this is what I would have told them:
They would be crazy not too. It feels pretty good. In fact I would make them pair off right now and just go ahead with it. No point sitting around listening to me talk about it, it think it would be best to just go and enjoy themselves. I don’t like lying to teenagers.

My friend did laugh at this, but I am pretty sure if I was there and said that, they would not ask me back