If a bro falls in the woods will you make a sound?

Today like much any other day is my bro’s birthday. I am acknowledging this here instead of getting him a gift. I’m so proud of your ability to stay alive against all odds, what with natural selection and everything. Have a good one bro, if not there is always next year.
I’m just messing with him. How about this: May your tea contain the sweetest leaves. That sounds better.

Now here are my thoughts on camping:
do you think homeless people like camping as much as homeful people?
that is one thing you don't see, homeless campers, and they would look so similar to regular homeless people that you wouldn’t identify him without a magnifying glass.