Answer me this, "Am I horrible?"

Before you flood the post with a bunch of yeses, hear me out.

i got a package yesterday, it wasn't mine it was for a guy about 2 blocks away. The package "felt" like a shirt or something, my first thought was just to keep it. My wife saw it and immediately brought it to the guy.

Her first thought was to return it
Mine was "possible free shirt"

Does that make me horrible? Even if it was a shirt that didn't fit I would of just tossed it, never even considering that the guy was sitting home checking the mail everyday, dreaming of his new shirt. The problems he would have had trying to get the company who is more then likely on the brink of sadness, sending out shirts through regular mail with there stupid "our customers expect the mediocre that is us"
He wouldn't get that company to get a shirt or refund, so what does the guy do? His mind starts to wonder, he starts to hear voices "kill all the first borns" "eat the flesh of the living", "one shot one kill", "yo quiero taco bell"
so he grabs is best stabbing knife and starts to wander around the neighborhood, what does he see? some homeless guy wiping his ass with his t-shirt. That is when he snaps and next thing you know he is in jail, the homeless guy writes a book “my toilet paper got me in hospital” makes millions, “goes on lettermen”…latterly pees on David letterman.

So long story short, does this make me a bad person?