I want to be a “That’s bull” guy.
Just when someone tells me something and I get to say “that’s bull” instead I usually look at it from the other persons point of view and try to figure out what my friend did wrong. Here is an example:

My old friend, lets call him sMark Snotty, told me his friend was late to pick up him and his kids to meet some wrestlers that were in town. When the guy showed up he was real late and real high. His kids missed meeting the wrestler and my friend was pretty pissed off, understandably.

Ok, I should of said “that’s bull” want to know what I said? “your late for everything. So how can you get mad at him.”

Wow, was I way off.

Why can’t I be that guy that just goes with the flow? Am I that set in my ways where I am destine to be a grump, saying and doing things that will amuse me for the rest of my life? I have seen the error of my ways. If you see me and tell me something that is obviously your fault, or that I don’t care about, I’m going to try to say “that’s bull”