Is there life on mars?
That is quite a stupid question. If there was who cares? The best thing Martians could do for themselves is avoid earth. All earth has to offer for them is some dumb sitcoms and fattening food. And I’m sure if there was a way to communicate with Martians, we would probability end up eating them, or buying there land from them and then renting it back to them. Or asking them stupid questions like about crop circles.
Hillbilly: you do dem crop circles?
Martian: no, that wasn’t us
Hillbilly: who was it?
Martian: how should I know?
Hillbilly: you gonna probe me now?
Martian: Ugg, I think I am going to pass. I am not even in the mood right now.