I’m going on vacation for a week so I’m not sure if I’ll post anything. Or will I? yeah, with a cliffhanger like that why wouldn’t you check back?

Summer is coming, and if you’re a beach go’er, that means only 1 thing: A sea of back hair.

What is with movies about animals playing sports? It’s always a monkey or a donkey, but never a turkey. A good one would be a water ballet team that dress up a shark like a women, the shark goes crazy, the star’s father falls in love with it, and you’re halfway to a good story. This thing writes itself.
How about 2 guys in a horse costume in a horse race movie? Or 2 horses in a human body running a marathon?