I was going through my millions of emails that i get on a daily basis.
One reads:
Dear subscriber, thank you for your interest in candy dog doo magazine. At this time we do not give out free samples of candy dog doo, and if we did, why would you want to eat it?
Thank you for your interest.
John Holmes

You can use John Holmes in replaces of any name and it's good for a laugh. Here is a mad lib I just did.
One day Mary and John Holmes went to the John Holmes. When she got there she said oh my John Holmes! Your John Holmes is almost as big as John Holmes.

Note that the last John Holmes was actually part of the mad lib.

Ok, so here is my question, who the hell is John Holmes?

Moving on.

A Note on "Gesundheit"Most people think "Gesundheit" is synonymous with "God Bless You". The confusion over the real meaning of the word Gesundheit, which means simply "health," probably dates back to the time of the Bubonic Plague, where sneezing was a symptom of the disease. Sneezing was supposedly the person's soul making a break for it! It was believed that sickness arose due to the lack of a soul. And so "soullessness" and ill-health became synonymous during the middle ages.