This coming week, things to do:

Winterize my beach towels.
Make a buttermilk pancake and tell it to shut up.
Underenduldge.
Underachieve.
Mediumachieve.
Take a giant leep for mankind.
Be kind to a giant man.
Do people still dance? find out why or why not and make them stop or start.
and if there is time, relax.