I like to dress in lairs, not in lots of different cloths over each other, I mean I like to dress in dungeons.

Bingo wasn't actually his nameo

I'm not a really big fan of the 70's music, in fact i don't like that crap at all, but you know what i really like that came out of the 70's?

the 80s.

Why is it if the customer doesn't care, then I don't have to care. But if I don't care, the customer can still care? That is BS

I think a good show for the food network would be "The Next Iron Monkey"

This coming week, things to do:

Winterize my beach towels.
Make a buttermilk pancake and tell it to shut up.
Underenduldge.
Underachieve.
Mediumachieve.
Take a giant leep for mankind.
Be kind to a giant man.
Do people still dance? find out why or why not and make them stop or start.
and if there is time, relax.

Are you a KFC Whore?

i was a KFC the other day and they were doing a world hunger relief promotion. Which is good, no making fun of someone who is trying to feed chicken to the chicken-less, but they had a blurb that said
text KFCWHR to (some number) which kind of made me smile.

KFCWHR was my old nickname when I was in Plumbers College (I dropped out of course for more trivial pursuits).

In an event called, they are to old to do things anymore, Metallica fans had to trash the stage for them.
in a response that was not to suprised ole granpa headfeild said "what? where's my soup"
a not suprising response from long time drummer "He took my belt and now i can't stand up right. Seems like this may be my last winter."
and finially newcommer bassest John nobody was said "These guys are old, but they are rich as shit"

http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/stopthepresses/392291/postponed-f1-metallica-gig-now-canceled/

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This is the second such embarrassment for the Indian capital this year, after a concert by Canadian rock star Bryan Adams was canceled when police refused to give organizers permission..





They said he needs to have a hit within the last 15 years else no premissions. He new that comming in, so that was on Bryan. me personaly? I'm finding hard to believe were in heaven.

That band, who during the riot was taking nappies, said "Nappies."
The personal assistant of Metallica siad, "You'll have to come back later. the band is very cranky because they didn't get their moring porage. Also one of them got upset at a boy on his lawn and yelled about that."
This could be the biggest upset since the cancellation of the goldengirls, back to you.

So what is your girlfriend like?
What is she like? She sure exsists, that is for sure.
Yeah, right.

Of all the discriptions for a girl you can give, telling someone that they are "real" is a sure way to make them think that they are not. Next time try the truth.

So what is your girlfriend like?
I am not sure, I havn't met her.
Wow, she sounds really cool!

Ok, I'm thinking of a Pink Elton John with a butt on his head.












Yep that is it.

Would there be any benefit to selling "no solicitor" signs door to door?

You know who is really good at charades? Choking victims.

not my quote, but still makes me think:

There's no animal behavorial issue that can't be resolved with a few good beatings - Ineubis