My dog was a jerk.
I say “was” because she passed on. Even though there is a movie called “all dogs go to heaven,” my preacher from my old church assured me that there is no animals in heaven. Not even seeing eye dogs. Well at least heaven shouldn’t stink when it rains..

I got off the subject before I even started.

Dogs aren’t fickle eaters by nature. They are known to lick there own butts. So should I be insulted that my dog wouldn’t eat anything I ever cooked? Yes. Yes I should.