I read a article in nonexistent magazine that stated that earth has a lot in common with some of our other friendly planets in the sky. Well f them. If the other planets want a fight they got one. Were the only one with nude beaches, apple fritters, fat Elvis and cancer. What they got? Carbon based life forms? Nope. Crabs? Probably! Tacos? Nope. Rapist? Most then likely!

I think I will stay where I am at thank you.