This week I was interviewed by a reported for The New York post. Here is an exert from that.

Reporter: Can I help you?
Me: Yes, where is the restroom, I’m only kidding. Hi my name is XXXXXXX (note that my name is not XXXXXXX this is my way of blubing it out.)
Reporter: Can I help you?
Me: I am here from humansminusbrains.blogspot.com.
Reporter: Oh yes, come in mr. XXXXXX. Please have a seat. Now you claim to have a vast following and your blog gets over a million hits a week, but your counter on your page is only a couple of thousand. How do you explain that?
Me: I don’t count that counter. I am pretty sure that it is inaccurate, else it rolls over a lot.
Reporter: How many people do you have on staff?
Me: well there is me of course, I am thinking of a co-writer, but that may just be me with a pen name. The people at UPS said that they are working for me, at least to get my packages out on time. Which I don’t have any packages and don’t plan on sending any out.
Reporter: I see, and what about the claims that your blog is stupid?
Me: I have heard that. And I have helped both spread and deny that claim.
Reporter: fair enough. Anything you want to say to your adoring fans?
Me: I would first like to thank both of them for…oh oh
Reporter: I KNEW IT. THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER!
Me: I believe I was promised free ice cream and I’m not leaving without it.
Reporter: I didn’t say anything like that.
Me: I didn’t say it was you. It was me, I said it. And I always keep a promise to myself.

Well of course the police were involved with my removal and now I have another place I’m no longer welcome.