Oldsmobile


What the heck kind of name for a car company is that? I think I am going to start a radical new car company called Youngsmobile. Why radical? Because everything I do is nonsensical. Anyway, everything about my line of cars have the Young feature auto loaded. Like only baby car seats throughout. Can’t get much younger then that. Or how about Styx playing when you blow the horn? (Yes, a Dennis DeYoung joke). No breaks, so you can live and die young. And finally, all baby calf interior, not the seats, real baby calves roaming around in the back. Young = impractical, and with a price of 10 zillion dollars my car will reek of it.