The guy who likes apples was near my desk getting an apple out of the fridge today. I took this time to ask him, “if an apple a day keeps the doctor away, whom would eating a pig scrotum a day keep away?
He just looked at me blankly
“EVERYONE. Now enjoy your apple.”
1 comment:
Eating a pig scrotum a day would keep EVERYONE away.
*Snaps Fingers*
"Waiter..? Can I have the Pig Scrotum Special please....and a diet Coke."
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