These are not mine, nor do I think they are funny

1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.....
3. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
4. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
5. The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
6. What if there were no hypothetical questions?
7. Is there another word for synonym?
8. Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all?"
9. If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
10. Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?11. Why do they put Braille on the drive-through bank machines?
12. How do they get deer to cross the road only at those yellow road signs?
13. One nice thing about egotists:They don't talk about other people.
14. Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?
15. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
16. How is it possible to have a civil war?
17. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?18. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God?