The age old question, what smells worse, the chicken or the egg, has come to a new light. 2 farmers in west Dakota have been rumored to tackle this issue with what can only be described as a vein attempt at being way off base. One farmer, we’ll call him Jimmy X (although his real name is James X) after drinking for much longer then normal has determined that a rollercoaster’s have an adverse effect on his lunch, a chicken sandwich. Where another farmer, who elected to be anonymous, was quoted in saying, “My brother, Jimmy X once told me, ‘Frank, you should really stop living at 1323 west flight road, in West Dakota.’ But I never moved from that spot.” Further investigation has determined that we should stop talking to these 2 people.

But this brings up 2 main questions, one why would I type this, and why would you read this.