Sometimes when I am sitting at my desk, I pretend that when people are talking about Bluetooth technology, that Bluetooth is some really fat hillbilly with 1 blue tooth. If you can imagine with me, these may be funny to you:

I am trying to get on blue tooth.
My box doesn’t work with blue tooth (said by a women, to make it funny)
I was told that my blue tooth won’t work. (this could be a scenario where blue tooth’s mom is talking about blue tooth is trying to get a job and refuses to do it.)
My car doesn’t even have a place for blue tooth. (blue tooth’s first experience with discrimination)