Why do people drive with there High beams while driving out in the county?

How else are people going to know you’re a jerk out in the dark in the middle of nowhere?

When i get writers block or can't be stupid for a couple of minutes, i like to hash up old stuff

2 year old post...


Do you think that the term ho down means the same as in Texas as it does in New York?

I’m thinking of selling real bears that have clever, non-loving slogans on them. I’m thinking of an anti-Valentine gifts.

“When your not around, your barley missed.”
“You bared your sole to me, and although I appreciate it, I’m calling the cops”
“I wish a bear would come and kill you”
“I’m Barely Tolerating you”

IF you ever listen to a glam rock song and think to yourself, is this song about a whore? The answer is always a yes.