Small victories

Like when you are at a movie theater and they guy behind you keeps saying "I can't see! I can't see"
you give him a warning, he doesn't shut up. You give him another, he still continues.

So you turn around a beat the crap out of him.




Later you find out he is blind.

Do you think it is insulting if you refer to a short person as "down to earth?" I do, and its funny.

I wrote this and showed my boss. He cleaned it up for me.

I fancy myself as a cartoonist.

I made up a new word. Absosmoothly. It is like absolutely only cooler. Well screw you. I thought it was cool.